hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.
cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
"Ah, we have a romantic in our midst. Observe, ladies, the remarkable phenomenon: a man of wisdom and perception."
"he’s the murderer" the cop on tv says
"no it isn’t," i say, "we’ve still got twenty minutes left"
The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
here’s a song i wrote about being in love with your best friend (no homo)
i didn’t know how badly i needed this in my life until i heard it
No but listen to this it’s lovely
“That I’d never ever make out with, except for that one time”
IM SERIOUSLY CRYING. THIS IS PERFECT
- Frat buds